Ever since I was an aupair in London in 1992 I've had a HUGE crush on Rowan Atkinson. Huge. Like "he's the man I'm gonna marry"-crush. Like a teenager, but I was older than that, yes I was. I got as far as a signed copy of a Mr Bean-book. He was at Brent Cross Shopping Centre in WH Smith signing books as Mr Bean and I don't have a crush on Mr Bean at all. Still, I spent quite some time daydreaming about what could have happened. Still do. He's the sexiest man alive (and not at all unlike my husband bodywise. Clever aren't I.) And as my husband knows this and even if he doesn't fancy Rowan quite as much as I do, or at all, he does fancy me so yesterday he booked us tickets to see R.A. as Fagin in Oliver! at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane in May next year.